Thursday, November 12, 2009

Resistance is Futile. (What is your weakness?)

Sometimes I come across a girl who just makes me weak at the knees for a moment. It doesn’t happen all too often thank god, but I would be lying if I told you otherwise. What can cause even a complete stranger to make me hypnotically envision a host of illicit situations, complemented by a no doubt awkward, if not gawking facial expression? I’m not sure the answer, but I know that certain little features can drive me wild.



Scent is a major turn on for me, and it’s not so much the actual fragrance, but when I smell exactly the right amount of a fitting perfume on a girl, it makes me happy to no end. Have you ever been standing still, and someone passes you with just the right amount of some clean, beautiful scent that stays behind for just a quick second? Just long enough to make you drool and immediately wish you could climb on top of them for three luscious minutes? That reminds me, I can’t even go in that store LUSH anymore because within four minutes of touching and smelling those colorfully clean soaps makes me want to start shelling out $100’s, locking the doors, and smacking every girl there in the ass.



A persons name is something that can hold a certain attraction too, can’t it? In fact this very post was inspired by Complicated V, and doesn’t that name sound sexy? Women with V’s in their name always roll off the tongue so smoothly (hehe!). V mentioned that she had a lusty dream about the Scottish pea brain/actor Gerard Butler (who I googled and found that it was the guy from the movie 300, then I cleared the cache of course), and it was somewhat relieving to know that some girls actually like masculine men, because I get tired of seeing a bunch of Jonas brother clones next to some gorgeous woman.



My tastes can be so dynamic that it’s difficult to pinpoint what specifically pushes my buttons at first notice. I’ve been weakened many a time by both racy cocktail dresses and cute hooded sweatshirts, which take an equally dynamic girl to pull off and look comfortable to me. A pretty blonde in a tiny black dress may stir me to ravish her in a dark limousine, or a doe eyed brunette in jeans and tank top may just as well make me want to sex up on a deserted, rocky beach somewhere during the breaking sun.



I’m not talking about personality traits so much here, because they often take time to understand, plus they are boring. I’m looking for what is it that can make your little heart beat faster at the mere sight of it when you come across something on someone? Are you weakened by a certain scent, an article of clothing, facial hair, physical attribute, or maybe even money, a certain car, etc… ?



I’d also like to know what feature you may have that seems to attract others, or an article of clothing you have that does that same? As far as me, I think my extremely long tongue, and my deeply blue eyes seal the deal pretty quickly. The eyes I get complimented on daily, the tongue I credit to having had two past girlfriends strangely turn lesbian. Lipstick Lesbian of course. Lipstick Lesbian with other Lipstick Lesbian, not Lipstick Lesbian with Lumberjack Lesbian.



Now excuse me, I’m going to cut up some tangerines, have a shot of sambuca and retire for the night.

69 comments:

JenJen November 12, 2009 8:40 PM  

I am turned on by confidence and a certain cocky-ness. I also love a ballcap turned backwards. Not sure why.
What usually gets compliments on me are my tits and my legs.

I'm such a package I can't stand it.

Groan.

Andhari November 12, 2009 8:49 PM  

I'm turned on by scents too, followed by a guy who is tall and have toned body with great ass. The ones with deep stares and sexy smile, you know manly modelesque feature but never like any jonas brothers members. The ones with sexy velvety deep voice, plus point if he has accents.

And if above all others, he wears a good suits then I'm not gonna be responsible for ny actions.

I'm an alert key November 12, 2009 9:39 PM  

I concur with your smell assertion. but in the reverse. good boysmell gets me every time. and freckles.

and confidence. confidence is a biggie. that's how i get the men, and how they get me.

haha i sound kind of full of myself. i like it.

Melissa November 12, 2009 10:22 PM  

I'm married but not dead and I can tell you my biggest turn off... super skinny guys. If he's not taller than me and weighs more than me, whats the point? I might as well be with a chick.

Mr O November 12, 2009 10:58 PM  

i would have to say, strictly physical, would be legs. I am still in college, and when the girls run around wearing their short gym shorts, or show up in a hoodie and a skirt, or put on their Sunday dresses, I become love struck. There is just something about their confidence with their legs that is VERY appealing to me.

A good smile though, that will keep me coming back for sure. And i'm not talking a perfect teeth smile, but just a light up the run type smile. Most girls have it in them, they just need to learn how to use it.

As for me? Just the eyes. But I work em...

Stacy November 12, 2009 11:14 PM  

I am, foir some reason, strangely aroused by this post. LOL

I smell good baby :)

staceria.blogspot.com

miss. chief November 12, 2009 11:32 PM  

i have a v in my name, haha

p-huong November 13, 2009 12:20 AM  

I have a weakness for a certain body type. I've mentioned it before somewhere: the broad shoulders, narrow waist with no hips. A man in a clean white collared shirt is oh so sexy. Gorgeous eyes and an accent can easily reel me in too.

My friends have complimented how my skinny jeans look good on me. Whenever I get dressed for work, I notice how certain sweaters really accent my figure (or at least make it look like as if I have a figure.) Another feature people have complimented is that 1/4 mystery ethnicity. Thank you mysterious grandfather!

Judearoo November 13, 2009 1:33 AM  

I love a man with sexy hands. I'm not sure if that sounds a little odd, but intelligent and strong looking - the kind you can imagine running over you, making you shiver. Mmmm. Also a nice mouth, where you just want to lean over and bite that top lip....

I have, to be frank about it, a really good ass. So its usually all about that. Or the eyes, but mostly the ass. :)

Maryx November 13, 2009 1:51 AM  

I totally agree with Stacy... Mmmmmmmmmmm... How do you do that? =D

My best attributes are definitely my confidence, my laugh and my eyes. EVERYONE loves that about me. I also have a very comfortable and welcoming personality apparently.

My turn-ons... definitely the scent as well. A yummy aftershave or deodorant always gets me sniffing you up... yum! And... what else? The body of course. Masculine. But not too much.

And even though I'm not batting for the other team... A women in a pretty, tight fitting but comfy sun dress is just amazing! =D Heehee

Secretia November 13, 2009 2:49 AM  

The eyes, always the eyes.

Joshua November 13, 2009 3:02 AM  

I must agree with you about the wisp of perfect scent. Every once in a while someone will walk by and suddenly I'm back in my junior year of high school with my girlfriend who wore the same scent. Drives me intoxicatingly insane. That was twelve years ago. I never knew what it was called and I'm always afraid to ask someone when I smell it now. I can't even describe it, really. I'm also hypersensitive to most perfumes -- I avoid that area of the mall (when I have to go there) like the plague for fear of sneezing fits -- so I can't even go into that area to test it out. I guess I have to go on being driven mad(der).

-Joshua

otin November 13, 2009 3:49 AM  

At least your girlfriends only turn lesbian! Mine usually just go insane! LOL! A quality that I usually like is nymphomania! It makes my job so much easier! hahaha!

The Peach Tart November 13, 2009 4:28 AM  

I love a man with strong shoulders, arms and hands. Yum.

My best features - big boobs and long legs.

Organic Meatbag November 13, 2009 4:31 AM  

It has been universally agreed upon that wearing anything that completely hides all features and even shapes of my body (ie. full body cast, Michelin Man costume, body bag, etc...) makes me more appealing...

Vodka Logic November 13, 2009 4:48 AM  

My best feature...honesty and too fucking much usually. Some don't get it.

A turn on for me, freshly showered man. No overpowering aftershave/cologne. And a great suit...yummy.

Great post.

Mr. Charleston November 13, 2009 4:58 AM  

Anyone who finds the secret of scent holds the secret of the ages. I am reminded of Tom Robbins' book Jitterbug Perfume. A good read.

I always got the most compliments on my eyes and my smile... something I always thought was pretty goofy.

Denise Taylor November 13, 2009 6:43 AM  

I love the smell of a man fresh out of the shower with Right Guard or some other non-perfumey deodorant. But what really gets me going is that man musk smell. It only happens in the fall when a guys who wears above-mentioned type of deodorant is doing a lot of yard work. It's cool enough so he doesn't get sweaty but his body temperature goes up and that creates the perfect deodarant + earthy pheremone coctail. It makes me want to throw my husband in a pile of leaves and take him right in the front yard.

Physically I love big hands. I have big boobs and I love it when a guy can get his hands around them. Mmmmm...

Anna G November 13, 2009 6:48 AM  

I'm terribly weaken by guys riding motorcycles, but it was to be lowrider. Today I saw one, young man getting of his Harley. I stopped right there to check him out.
But, I'm also one that finds men in suits very attractive. I'm not a big fan of polos, but a suit is different. I'm also a big fan of Mad Men, Don Draper is at the top of my list.

Best feature; my slightly crooked smile. I've been told by guys they like my ass.

ps. I have yet to see a guy in my generation to pull off a handle bar mustache.

Joshua November 13, 2009 7:04 AM  

I forgot to mention it, I also love a woman who isn't afraid to drink beer and swear.

-Joshua

P.T November 13, 2009 8:43 AM  

I get compliments on my boobs! LOL

And eyelashes. They are quite long. Got it from me mum.

Eyes, hands and lips do it for me. I don't understand why do some guys grow armpit hairs?? That's a total turn-off for me. Yikey yikes...Also a 2-to-3-day stubble works for me. Well-cut and clean nails. Shoes. Ass. I don't like skinny guys, like you said, clones of Jonas brothers...
:)

Poetry of Flesh November 13, 2009 9:09 AM  

On a man, full-sleeves (tattoos). Just... ink makes me swoon. A good, strong jawline, and that curve where the neck meets the shoulder. Favorite spot to put my face and inhale.

On me, guys tend to dig the coloring. I'm very pale with pink undertones, black hair, blue eyes. It's, apparently, like catnip for men. I also have an ass that makes ass-men swoon. It all works out.

Soda and Candy November 13, 2009 9:23 AM  

I heart masculine-looking men, I am not at all attracted to girly men and hate long-hair on them, I just want to chop it all off!

I like:
Blue or green eyes
Square jaw
Very short or spiky hair
French or Irish accent
Well fitted suits

Men like/have liked about me:
Long hair (down to the small of my back)
Ass (no explanation required)
General tinyness (I think it inspires protective instincts and makes them feel big)

Valerie November 13, 2009 9:26 AM  

hehe. There's a V in my name :)

And the part about you walking into lush would make a good porno.

I like guys who are confident, but it has to be easy, not forced.
I love the smell of campfire and saw dust. And I have a thing about hands. Love long, strong, slightly roughed finger. I like long fingers on women too. And nice neat beards. On men I mean.

Lately I've been into watching women- probably because its been a long time since I've been with one. I get a treadmill on the second row, so I can watch all the tight little bums work while I'm running ;)

Goose November 13, 2009 9:58 AM  

In guys I like chiseled abs that create that v shape on the sides. Eyes can be very attractive, especially blue and I love English and Australian accents!

LoveAndBooze November 13, 2009 10:02 AM  

Nice solid, thick arms(biceps really). The kind that when you see them you picture the owner pinning your arms over your head while... I think I'll stop now.

Big, firm hands. You know, the ones that grasp on to your hips and...

Eyes, the eyes say so much! I particularly like when they say, "Come here. I'm hungry."

Dominence. A man who knows when and how to take control.

Me? I have nice formed, big, and natural breasts and eyes that hide nothing.

Mr. Condescending November 13, 2009 10:44 AM  

@JenJen: as much as some women deny it, I think cocky guys do hold a good deal of attractiveness to them.


@Andhari: Funny how I never really thought much that girls really liked guys butts. I loved the suit comment haha!


@Molly: stay away from frat houses hah :)


@Alert key: oh the smell is so important, and confidence is a feature that just packs so much power.


@Melissa: Excellent point!


@Mr O: Oh I am so jealous of you getting to see this daily.


@Stacy: It's ok, I won't tell baby*


@P.huong: Clean and simple clothing I thing should be something all men should abide by!

@Miss Chief: woo hoo hubba hubba


@Judearoo: you deserve a well handed man! And I hope he reads this so he knows just what you like :P


@Maryx: Good point, because how someone laughs can either be super hot or super annoying. Sun dresses can be such a turn on, I agree!


@Secretia: agreed!


@Joshua: you know I have a good ability to do the opposite and shut scents out completely, that could be from years of selling people stuff in stinky trailers. And I agree about the girls with a sharp tongue hah.


@Otin: I can always count on a laugh from you


@Peach tart: boobs always are good for the soul.


@Organic Meatbag: hah stop that silly talk and go give your wife a good pounding.

Hannah Miet November 13, 2009 10:52 AM  

Seersucker suits do me in. Seersucker suits + dark features= immobilization. Also, for the ladies, red lipstick and red hair.

I get the most compliments on my eyes, if you exclude construction worker catcalls, in which case my ass clearly gets the win.

I shop at LUSH. (Bow-chica-bow-wow...)

Mr. Condescending November 13, 2009 11:22 AM  

@Vodka: Honesty is your best feature? That is admirable, but doesn't that scare people off? Seems like suits are a popular turn on here, and thanks for enjoying the post.

@Mr Charleston: I'd like to know more about that book!

@Denise Taylor: Deodorant is important, I should have mentioned that myself because some womens deodorant smell incredible. I'll even stop and smell a few at the stores *hush*. Hubbys lucky!

@Anna G: I wouldn't mind banging a biker chick, but I'd kinda prefer one to pull up on a crotch rocket.

@P.T: so how exactly does one compliment you on your boobs :P eye lashes can definitely be a strong feature, love it!

@Poetry of flesh: I used to hate tats on girls, but I totally get frisky when I see a girl with a sleeve now, it's super hot so long as they have a pretty face.

@S&C: I've had a lot of tiny big boobed girls, I think you are correct.

@Valerie: Ok that kind of talk gets me in trouble, jeez.

@Goose: not surprising, but not wrong!

@Love and Booze: I like strong girls too, but not manly bodybuilder strong :P

@Hannah: I love your comments they always make me laugh and smile. You ooze sexiness too!

MeanDonnaJean November 13, 2009 11:58 AM  

"Are you weakened by a certain scent, an article of clothing, facial hair, physical attribute, or maybe even money, a certain car, etc…?"

Lord have mercy. Gimme a long haired bearded/mustached heavily tattooed guy on a harley 'n I simply start foamin'....'n NOT only at the mouth, either ;-) Them bad biker boys have ALWAYS done me in.

"I’d also like to know what feature you may have that seems to attract others"

It's these damn eyes of mine...I hear it every friggin' time. Hence the reason why I ALWAYS wear dark shades now, rain or shine.

Mr. Condescending November 13, 2009 12:08 PM  

@Hannah: sorry I forgot to give you a high five for shopping at lush. Let the grab ass begin!

@MeanDonnaJean: woo hoo I expect no less from you!

mysterg November 13, 2009 1:20 PM  

Scent...red hair...bare necks...dimples...the list is endless...

The Vegetable Assassin November 13, 2009 1:43 PM  

Well Mr. C - thanks for asking. I like when guys are not classically handsome - that's boring and they tend to be in love with themselves. I like people who look a little quirky or different. Not as in RETARDED, shut up. But I like a guy who doesn't try too hard. And who is clean and relaxed. I also have to agree - I don't like the pretty boys or the fucking "I might break if you sit on me" Twilight pretty boys. I like men to look like men. If I wanted a big, made up, scented lady man I'd date a girl.

For the ladies, although I'm sadly not attracted to the ladies, I like when women show a bit of personality in what they wear and don't just look like high street fashion whores. Their own style and confidence. I think that's a good start.

Christy November 13, 2009 1:59 PM  

Hmmm... I like guys with tattoos... not TOO many tattoos and not some gay shit that men sometimes get to try to seem more masculine. Not that redneck colorful shit either... but more "punk rock" tattoos I guess. I also like nice strong arms.

At first glance I guess my two best features are my boobs and my legs. Now, I don't have long model legs by any means-- I'm only 5'2", but I have pretty prominent calf muscles that I would get compliments on. Though sometimes they work to my disadvantage when I want to buy boots that zip up over the calf because then they just get in the way and I end up pinching my skin in the zipper or cutting off circulation.

Melanie's Randomness November 13, 2009 3:00 PM  

dark hair & light eyes. Gets me to take a second look at the guy. If he's wearing a suit & just happens to look like Patrick bateman I might have to follow him a lil.

Knucklehead November 13, 2009 3:14 PM  

My weakness, if I have one, is for exotic types. Asian, Latina, Et Cetera (those Et Ceteran women are smokin', by the way). Pasty blondes just don't do it for me (apologies to any pasty blondes reading this).

Natalie November 13, 2009 4:45 PM  

I'm obsessed with Lush. Come to think of it the store is a huge turn on. Everything smells wonderful and can be used in a hot steamy shower.

OK comment over I'm going upstairs to the tub!

Jaime November 13, 2009 5:24 PM  

hmm...eyes, arms, a well placed tat and a nice ass do it for me. then again, i also gotta love a guy who looks good filling out his dark, pinstriped suit.

if you ask my ex, my best features are my eyes, tits, legs and ass. supposedly in that exact order

One Sassy Girl November 13, 2009 6:35 PM  

Ooh, fun fun! I love finding a sexy man and then figuring out what about him attracts me so. Common features tend to be a 5 o'clock shadow and dark, dark eyes. And as you said, scent is everything. I once broke up with a guy because I'd stopped being attracted to his scent. It was strong enough that I didn't want to sleep near him anymore, more or less with him.

I've got a double L feature that continually gets compliments - legs and lips. The lips were titled DSL early in college and the legs run in the family. We're a gamtastic family!

J.J. in L.A. November 13, 2009 7:05 PM  

I attacked my man...after telling him that I don't kiss on the 1st date! He smelled SO good that the next thing I knew, I was leaning into his lips, when my only intention was to hug him.

He doesn't use aftershave but he wore Old Spice once and I had a hard time keeping my hands off of him (okay, my hands were all over him). ; )

The funny thing is...growing up, my dad wore Old Spice. I called it Old Spit because it reeked on him.

J.J. in L.A. November 13, 2009 7:07 PM  

Oh! And my (blue) eyes get me the most compliments...it's certainly NOT my body. lol!

Kristen November 13, 2009 8:52 PM  

Mmm. I like just a hint of cologne. Just enough to notice. Too much is a big turn off. I love broad shoulders on a man. And they way his shirt stretches across his shoulders/back. I swear one day I'm gonna go up and accidentally bite some poor guy. I love a smile and laughter. Eyes that sparkle when he laughs. For some reason big trucks get my attention {not Monster trucks}. I always have to take a peek at the driver. Harleys...even better.

As for my attributes...here's what I've been told by guy friends.
My eyes, lips {told they were kissable...aren't they all?}, My slap-able ass, the boobs {I always wished they were smaller}, and when I leave my hair down and let it air dry...apparently I look like I just got some. And my mannerisms. Not sure what that means {she said as she sucked some melted chocolate off her finger..hee hee}

Now off to read everyone else's comments :)

Auri November 14, 2009 7:46 AM  

Mr C... your most recent posts have got me all HNB (hot n bothered)... thanks=)

all my love,
mistress a

Jill November 14, 2009 8:45 AM  

Well...I can't begin to tell you how much I enjoyed this post...hmmmmmm

Dutch donut girl November 14, 2009 10:26 AM  

In my opinion, masculine-looking guys are the way to go! But masculinity doesn't mean macho or big muscles!

Me? I have a sort of innocent look going on. I guess my best features are my lips and boobs.

floreta November 14, 2009 3:46 PM  

lol this post made me smile. what makes me want to hump someone? i don't know. i guess i really like a person's smile. i like that your scent buds are so strong as to illicit sexual scenarios in the brain. haha. yes, some particular scents can drive me wild. i must say, i like all the scents of my exes and its something i most miss about them, actually. so scent is probably a strong one for me too. and names! isn't floreta just a sexy name? haha. i thought about legally changing my name buuuut, isn't it a great roleplaying alter-ego!? i think i might just reserve it for that ;P

blunt delivery November 14, 2009 8:17 PM  

oh mr c. why do you always get me all riled up before i'm supposed to go to bed?

i'm with you on the scent. sometimes i'll walk past a guy and literally want to take my pants off.

i'm also a big fan of defined jawlines. i don't know what it is, but i love it. i'm all for the manly man no the pretty boys. i'm with V on that one.

and uh, i don't know. as far as me, i'd have to say the hair gets them every time.

it's everywhere, screaming infidelities.

Cheryl November 15, 2009 7:11 AM  

Clean, crisp scents totally do it for me. I love a man who smells good.

Jason November 15, 2009 10:56 AM  

This is my first visit, but I'm very impressed with your blog. I have a blog myself that provides inspiration and guidance to millions of people around the world. I was wondering if we could do a link exchange to spread some traffic around. Let me know if this is cool.

Jason
TheWISDOMWALL.com

Steam Me Up, Kid November 15, 2009 12:14 PM  

Yep, the smell is key. Not so much that I can smell it when they walk by, just enough so I can breathe it in when I'm wrapped up in him. Also, I love big guys, not muscley-gym big, just tall and thick. I'm only 5'3", but I like to feel protected. And the arms. Love the forearms.

As far as compliments directed my way, I get my smile and my eyes.

p-huong November 15, 2009 2:47 PM  

It's amazing how some people don't get the concept of clean and simple clothing. That or maybe I'm just easily impressed.

*uncorked November 15, 2009 8:33 PM  

Oh Mr. C, I was just getting ready for bed when I decided to check out your blog since I haven't been in front of a computer for 4 days...you make me so happy. I'm glad I could inspire a post as wonderful as this one. As for me - obviously, I am not a fan of pretty boys. Sick. I like shoulders. People always comment on my lips - got the DSL thing going, and one guy told me I had great DSEyes as well.

Great post as usual, am honored to be your muse for a post.

Lexy @ Quirky Explosion November 15, 2009 8:48 PM  

Interesting post. My friend has this huge thing about how scent is the key to attractive guys..

Thanks so much for stopping by!
quirkyexplosion.blogspot.com
(P.S. I changed my blog name, please update your links!)

mo.stoneskin November 16, 2009 1:52 AM  

"My tastes can be so dynamic"

Not you, surely not.

So, how long is your tongue? I mean, could you poke someone's eye out with it?

Mr. Charleston November 16, 2009 4:44 AM  

Mr. C, Jitterbug Perfume was published in the 80s I believe and easily found in paperback at used book stores. Like most of Robbins' novels, he does a good deal of research into the subject, which is perfumes. Not his best work, but a good read.

Ms. Salti November 16, 2009 8:42 AM  

At this point in my life, I'm turned on by anything with a penis!

Laurnie November 16, 2009 12:43 PM  

Two things...watching a man work on his car (in his own driveway, not the guy at Pep Boys) and a good smirk. Any guy who can throw a good smirk my way turns me to putty

*uncorked November 16, 2009 3:17 PM  

Oh I have to agree with Laurnie on the smirk thing - in fact, just thinking about it now...mmm...cold shower time. If he can do a wink well with the smirk that's hot, but sometimes guys just look like their having a seizure when winking/smirking.

j November 16, 2009 5:35 PM  

ha ha ha ha. you always entertain me so well.
so scent is a huge thing for me. i don't even necessarily like colognes on men but i like their individual human smell. eye contact also... almost always gets me. good eyes are so necessary! and then aside from all the physical stuff, every time i find out a guy is a huge geek, i swoon like an imbecile. the first time i went to my now boyfriend's house and saw all his action figures and his anime tattoos i basically agreed to the relationship.
whoah, hello embarrassing facts.

Cool as Folk November 16, 2009 9:11 PM  

I totally understand the scent thing. On women. Really pleasant smelling ladies make me consider converting to the dark side.

repliderium.com November 17, 2009 8:57 AM  

For me it's the smell of warm skin- not so much sweat- just the smell of someone's skin or a glimpse of a sexy lower back or base of the neck- doesn't matter if it's male of female, if it's sexy, it's sexy.

Anonymous,  November 17, 2009 9:51 AM  

Scent on a guy is a huge turn on, some mixture of freshly laundered clothes and faint cologne, drives me wild, and I don't know the scent, good thing or hubby would never make it out of the house. Body wise its gotta be broad shoulders(to grab on to) and nice legs.

On me - hubby says its a combination of my figure and being approachable as I make guys feel comfortable. Though, I think its b/c I'm as much like one of the guys as any guy(swearing, beer drinking, work on cars, but dainty and girly all at once)

Mrs. Dee

AlpHa Buttonpusher November 17, 2009 12:09 PM  

Award on my blog is something that might attract your attention.

Jaime November 17, 2009 4:48 PM  

if you ever surface from all your work, i left you a little something over at my blog...

Mr. Condescending November 17, 2009 7:58 PM  

@Mysterg: you reminded me that freckles are hot!

@Veg Ass: I don’t mind a little bit of quirkiness with gals either Thanks for reinforcing the fact that the loser pretty boys aren’t what every girl wants. Great comment you had, as usual.

@Christy: I was thinking as I read your comment, “but there are a lot of queer looking tattoos that guys get,” but then I see you clarified it J There is nothing wrong with shorter girls either, ‘specially if they have nice gams!

@Melanie: sounds like a classy combination!

@Knucklehead: Good one, I have to agree, any kind of exoticness to them is a BIG turn on!

@Natalie: Isn’t Lush so much fun? I swear it’s like sex on the senses.

@Jaime: another butt girl! Hah. I laughed at the “exactly in that order.” Nice!

@OSG: I was wondering if anyone was going to comment on facial hair. I don’t blame you for breaking up with someone because of their scent, that could easily be the dealbreaker. DSL are my favorite letters!

@JJ: Good to hear from you JJ, sounds like you are doing well! I think that good deodorant is overlooked, nice to know that classy people such as yourself still exist. And I laughed at “Old Spit.” I do like your blue eyes too JJ!

@Kristen: Yes, there’s not much worse than someone with too much fragrance. Looks like the shoulders on guys are pretty popular *checks shoulders*. I love the “slappable ass,” and the “mannerism.” Hot!

@Auri: I missed you A, nice to see you HNB!

@Jill: well thank you Jill, that actually warmed my cold heart.

@DDG: Hah, I think I know what you mean, I’ve never actually heard of any girls liking those gigantic muscleheads that look like freaks. I’m happy for your lips and boobs too, DDG.

@Floreta: So all it takes is a smile for you to get all sexed up? That’s low maintenance at it’s finest. I do agree that Floreta is one hell of a hot name, and yes I think you should leave it exclusive use, super hot!

@Blunt: I do it for you baby, you and all your screaming infidelities.

@Cheryl: *High five*

Mr. Condescending November 17, 2009 8:00 PM  

@Steamy: You have exactly the right idea with the scent, just enough to enjoy while close. Women’s arms can be sexy too!

@P.huong: you are totally right, clean and simple are perfect.

@Uncorked: aw I missed you for those 4 days! Thanks for inspiring this post, it’s not often that happens. Now I love DSL, but thank baby jesus for some DSEyes too, thanks to you as well. By the way, I wrote this while winking at you.

@Lexy: I shall update, thanks.

@Mo: long enough to get me in trouble!

@Mr Charleston: Thanks, seriously thanks, ill look into it.

@Ms Salti: hah, the reverse is nearly true for me!

@Laurnie: haha I thought it was funny that you made sure to clarify “not the guy at Pep Boys.” I can definitely see how smirks or very small facial suggestions can be a huge turn on.

@J: Thanks, you entertain me too! Good human scent can be just as good as something we put on, well said. I laughed at the geeky things you like, while I’m not really into it, It’s nice to see that guys that are can have a girl like you!

@Cool as Folk: “The Dark Side” I LOVE IT!

@Repliderium: I need to visit your blog more, seriously. You are so wise and hot.

@Mrs Dee: Wow there have been a lot of shoulder liking girls, nice! I do agree that it’s pretty hot when a gal acts down to earth, so your hubs is a lucky guy!

@Alpha: On my way over now, you have my attention!

@Jaime: Ooh I shall be over PRONTO!

Ellie November 18, 2009 9:08 PM  

scent and rolled-up shirtsleeves.

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