Free cell phone services you should use.
I thought that maybe you fine bloggers would like to hear about some free cell phone services that Mr C likes.
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SLYDIAL (Leave someone a voicemail without them answering)
I’m sure that at some point, you’ve called someone just hoping they wouldn’t pick up their cell, just so you could leave a message. Maybe your liver has been marinating in booze and you need to call in to work, or maybe you just want to avoid conversation with that annoying friend? Now you can just SLYDIAL them! Call anyone’s cell (from your cell) by dialing 267-SLYDIAL. It’s just a regular call and it’s totally free to use! (note, it will sometimes show up as a missed call on their end, but it will NOT let them answer, it will always go to their voicemail.
Try these useful phrases:
“Hey you, I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed you last night, talk to you later bye!”
Or
“My tummy hurts so bad, I won’t be coming into work today, cell service really stinks here at the hospital.”
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JAXTR (Call with your cell phones overseas for free!)
If you ever want to call someone overseas on each others cell, but don’t want to pay pesky tolls, use this FREE service! Basically, you type in the cell you want to call, and it sends them a text message with a number for them to call, then it patches you losers up for free! =)
Just go to JAXTR.com
I understand that sometimes, it may be difficult to understand each others dialect, so here are some useful conversations you could have for certain cultures you call…
Calling Australia:
“G’day mate! Have you seen that banana bender from the GAFA lately? That furphy made me mad as a frog in a sock when I heard about what she did! She told me she was out of frangers and her fanny was out of order so to use her freckle! Good thing I had a gutful of piss in me!”
Calling Ireland:
“Blimey! That lass sure was no bag o’ swhag, she was shootin’ air biscuits all night, then tried to kick me back doors in!”
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YOUMAIL (Personalized voicemail for any callers you designate)
You may have heard of google voice, but that crap requires an invite, plus it’s not as cool as this FREE service. Imagine being able to set a different voicemail message for each loser that calls you, or maybe you want someone to think your phone is disconnected!? Set up a quick free YOUMAIL account and do it now! You can pick from tons of different error messages like realistic “PLEASE DEPOSIT FIVE CENTS” or the standard “Out Of Service” messages. It also saves all your voicemails and can alert you via text/email when someone leaves you one.
You can even set messages for unknown callers or blocked ID’s, and choose whether you want it to hang up on them after the message or not.
Oh and you can record your own messages and use it just like regular voicemail as well, it's a much better system to use than your standard vm.. I would suggest setting a special one in case I call you. I suggest using the one that says….
“She is not available at the moment, but her phone is on vibrate and she is sitting on it. The more you call, the more pleasure she gets, please leave a message so she knows who to thank.”
Visit YOUMAIL.com
